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marisa

noun--a money hungry cunt who would rather be at the pub than at work.

Verb: double--fisting, massaging the taint while drinking cheap domestic beer on special.
Don't have any eye contact with that marisa at the end of the bar; she's likely to suck you dry and tell your boss you got coked up last night.

I dumped that bitch because after two solid days of her marisaing me I got tired of my one-inch cock smelling like natural light ice.
by Rude Pooters January 7, 2009
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Marissa

Marrissa is equal and or greater to a queer
that queer marissa is getting trolled on facebook
by demonixjjs October 12, 2011
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A man, who like to suck penis, he starts at the top and ends at the balls, he's very gentle when he sucks
Wow he's general must be a manssour
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Marissa

Marissa is a friend you will never forget. She seems like the most loyal friend you will ever have until she leaves you for someone else in a heartbeat. A Marissa isn’t always trustworthy or even aware of what she’s doing.
Geez that girl is quite the Marissa isn’t she?
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Marisa

A wonderful and moderately attractive girl who is loved by many. She is never biased to one “type” of person. However, she is not trustworthy and loyal to everyone. She tends to lie to those closest to her and forms her opinions accordingly. Oftentimes, people do not real know if she is speaking the truth. Marisa acts outgoing but she indeed is scared sometimes. Also, with her abundant amount of friends comes a need for attention. She seeks it out in strange ways and that sometimes will get her in trouble. She dates many guys, but the guys only want her for inappropriate reasons. Her desperate nature makes her vulnerable. Marisa is very loyal and if you make your way into her heart (as a friend or lover), which very few people can do, you never need to be worried if she lies because she loves you and will do anything to keep you in her life. She struggles with her education is she is not passionate about it. Her social life is frequently a larger priority than her education. Overall, Marisa has her flaws, but she is still beautiful and loyal once you get to know her. Not to mention she is a very caring person to everyone. Also she is very fun to be around and with her life is exciting and stress-free. People seem to misunderstand her and take her as a baddie when she is a softie. People also like to walk on top of her. Though, people don’t understand themselves so how should they understand her.
Girl: “I have class with Marisa third period. She is such a fun person.”
Boy: “Yeah. I dated her for a week but she refused to give me nudes.”

Teacher: “Mrs. ____, your daughter, Marisa, can’t seem to raise her grades from Cs. Have you considered getting her a tutor?
Mrs. ___: I would but she has dance practically every day of the week. She does not have time unfortunately.

Girl: Geez, Marisa just b****ed to me about Katherine but then she is spending the weekend with her in Texas. AND then Marisa comes back saying Katherine is the best person ever.
Boy: Wow. Marisa told me that she was drinking at Maddie’s party last night but there was no alcohol there (or brought in cause people were checked). Why does she love to pretend?
by hellolololololhi July 6, 2019
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marissa

marissa is a hoe who says she's not fake but really is she likes almost every guy and dates almost anyone she can be nice sometimes and is always trying to fight anyone evan her cusins she uses guys and if she got her phone tooken away she would ask anyone for a phone to check her snapchat and thinks every guy likes her but truely they don't
marissa- i think he likes me
bff- no he's looking at me
marissa- what ever
by angle langle January 5, 2020
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Marissa

She is usually short, but had the largest smile ever. She can be very beautiful depending on the angle. Sometime, or most of the time she can be stubborn, and she is shy when around people she doesn't know or are not close to, and is in various friend groups. but seems to not find her place. She is very crazy and goofy around the ones she loves, and bOy cRazY
Look at Marissa, shes with another guy!
by LaMO gAnG March 30, 2020
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