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Sad Man's Fallacy

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This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.
"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'
by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020
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Old Man's Rights

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When an elderly man voices views that are archaic, politically incorrect and out of date with social norms, but you have to agree with them anyway because of there age.
Herbert was exercising his old man's rights about dwarfs and then went to bed.
by Ollieeee December 14, 2020
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No man’s land

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The area of a pussy that is beyond balls deep. Only one man has ever reached it, Sir Noah Margolis. No one else can achieve this depth, and no one else has even attempted
“Hey, did you find No Man’s Land?”
Nah bro, I wouldn’t dare to find it. It’s not long enough
by YourFavMilf69 January 11, 2021
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No Man’s Sky

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As a verb; “We were No Man’s Sky’ed” or; “CD Project RED really tried to No Man’s Sky us with Cyberpunk 2077”.

Alternative use; “To pull a No Man’s Sky”

The act of intentionally releasing a game unfinished and dealing with the backlash to reap early profits and attempt to recoup lost reputation of the company by fixing the game over the initially intended development cycle.

A tactic used by greedy developers and directors to “release the game twice” and getting more profits while attempting a redemption story for clout.
They tried to No Man’s Sky their game
by konnichifuckingwa January 14, 2021
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When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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When an individual gives you a lot of information on various things over a prolonged period of time, which they tell you not because you want to know about it, which often times you don't want to know about it, but because you need to know about it for the good of yourself and the individuals in your life who you care about
Earl: Max keeps telling me about a lot of different stuff they hear about, not only from the news from various sources of information. Some of the stuff they are telling me is interesting, while some of it is not that intriguing. Almost all of it though seems to shed some light about what is actually going on out there.

Nicolette: He is playing the shadow man's game. He is not telling you that information because you want to know about it; he is telling you that information because he thinks you need to know about it. You should listen to what he is saying.
Earl: I'll keep that in mind.
by Vanguard 1998 March 4, 2021
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No man's land

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Phillip: Hey! Do you ever go to No man's land. I do it sometimes when I'm bored
Bob: I'm gonna go now
by A big nathaniel April 24, 2021
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