L momma

Usually named griffin flesher. Has the tendency to be a looser who will overly bicker on unnecessary subjects, and act thug around large groups due to small man complex

“Griffin is such a L momma!”

by Sir of facts December 26, 2022

Gettelag (aka momma noodle)

A TikToker who is a mom to very many noodle children she left her children on live without her for over a second so they started a koala cult against her but they still love her 😌💓😡✨🐨 by elliee75

Gettelag (aka momma noodle) has that many children she is now on birth control!! 🤪💓🍜🍜

by elliee75 July 22, 2020

Joe Momma

It is a type of joke people use to make a quick laugh.

Do you know what happened to Joe
Who's Joe?
Joe Momma

by Joe Momma guy February 3, 2022

honey momma

A woman who is extremely wealthy who has a young boyfriend for whom she provides a luxurious lifestyle. Honey is sweeter than sugar, so she must be richer than a sugar momma.

I know it is a crime, but I've got a sugar momma who just bought me a Nissan sports car. Dude, I've got a honey momma and she bought me a Porsche turbo a month ago. sugar momma, sugar daddy, brown sugar daddy, boy toy, boyfriend

by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015

techno-ninja-mommas

noun. Saavy customer support personnel that usually work from home and for the most part are PT Moms that have become unbelievably bored at home and wish to join the workplace, but still have kids to shuttle back and forth. As a result, they are working part time usually in customer support that allows them to coordinate their hours between child issues

Man, the techno-ninja-mommas gave me fine support,probably because they don't have to deal with their kids for that one moment and are talking to an adult for the first time today. Not to mention they were probably in their pajamas

by PDGreen March 25, 2008

On MOMmas

For genetically sequencing someone's DNA to not experience any biological mutation inhibited cellular response or any inversive reaction to non-visual radiation spectrum body proximity nuclear fallout generated by a device decaying that has a resemblance to snowflakes occurring in weather patterns. o o

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A misinterpretation of "On MoMmas" can result in a fear index of shakes and freezing adrenal gland secretion to enlighten one's self later in life to have an On God mental realization of re-establishing faith in religion.

Turning ON (I/O) a MoM (nuclear capable device), mas*
*English translation to Spanish: "not limited to quantifying one".

by Dian Zlatanov December 4, 2022

Hoe Momma

A momma who hoes around, leaving her hoeing legacy for her lucky daughter

Janet is a Hoe Momma, Julian is the Hoe Child.

by Astaris October 28, 2021