Five Minute Fap Febuary

During the month of Febuary you have only five minutes per day to stroke your penis, as soon as you start your first stroke your time starts.

Haden: Jesus man you nut really fast
Spencer: Training for Five Minute Fap Febuary
Haden: Oh shit I forgot because of Just Take A Break January

by aceofspades8 May 4, 2018

12 minute girl

It takes her twelve minutes, instead of fifteen minutes, to orgasm whether it would be with just one guy or multiple. It's fairly convenient for all parties involved.

Louise is a 12 minute girl, let's invite her!

by Just Like Feels and Stuff August 21, 2018

Armani minute

A timespan anywhere between a minute and an indefinite point in the future, cause of grief and laughter alike

"Be there in a minute!"
"You're using Armani minutes fool!"

by Sl4ve June 14, 2020

The Minute Hour

The Minute Hour will change you without your permission. The Minute Hour changes everything.

The Minute Hour changed my life.

by Alex Pain October 25, 2020

Kevin Minute

A Kevin Minute is about 12 times longer than normal time.

e.g. 10 Kevin Minutes = 2 normal hours.

"Ill be back in 10 kevin minutes"
"Alright ill see you in 2 hours"

by BlueBoyMVP February 2, 2021

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks

Something very stupid that is supposed to make things cheap and easy but just makes you seem like you're poor and a retard.

5 Minute Craft Lifehacks are so stupid, I did one of the pop-socket ones and my phone case melted.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021

40 Minute Effect

When a person intentionally self degrades or humiliates themself in order to make them the center of attention temporarily; often derived from a root to fuel a certain sense of narcism.

However the 40 Minute Effect is different from a degradation kink, wherein the person in question receives no sexual stimulation from the humiliation, only a sense of importance.

"Oh my God, look at me! I'm such a horrible dancer! I can't even boogie right!"

"Oh wow man you're right, you're such a horrible dancer. I hate those dance moves. Wait a second? Are you pulling a 40 Minute Effect?"

"Yeah man, sorry."

by Daniel Klineland June 13, 2023