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I Gambled and Lost

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.
by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021
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the blind leading the lost

Hammer: "Swanny and George are drunk as fuck, they have no idea what's going on"

Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."
by PhazMan November 5, 2013
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lost in the ether

What happens to parts of yer engine's intake-assembly during da massive fiery explosion caused by your spraying too much carb-cleaner down into said assembly.
When da Three Stooges were attempting to get their ancient jalopy to run, they first used a lighted match to check for fuel in their gas-tank, and caused a humongous explosion dat singed their eyebrows. They then tried pouring lighter fluid into da carburetor and stomping da starter-button, and da whole top of their engine got lost in the ether from da even-bigger-and-more-face-blackening fireball dat resulted from DAT set of crazy shenanigans!
by QuacksO March 24, 2021
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Lost Puppy Syndrome

One who finds themselves only dating people who have issues that they feel like they could solve.

A person who is only attracted to people that have problems(drug addiction/abusive parents/ect.) and thinks they could protect and nurture them back to happiness.
Jenny has lost puppy syndrome, her last boyfriend was a recovering addict and now shes dating a guy that was raped by his own dad. She thinks she can change him, too bad the last one went back to drugs.
by thebirdandthebee April 26, 2011
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lost his shirt

Lost all of his money in risky financial undertakings (gambling, stock market)
He bought four thousand shares of Foocorp, and lost his shirt when they filed bankruptcy!
by Dennis October 10, 2003
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Raiders of the Lost Ark

One of if not THE greatest movie of the early 1980s. With the one of the greatest theme songs EVER. With the 007 theme coming in at a very close second.
Raiders of the lost ark has one of the greatest theme songs EVER recorded.
by moviefan643 January 31, 2005
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i lost the game

The game -

a person hears about the game and thus loses by thinking about it, they must then say (or shout) " i've lost the game" then everyone who hears and thinks about the game also loses. when someone asks about the game they are told the rules and then they are in the game.

there is one way to leave the game, which is to die without thinking of the game, which means they are not playing... (what?) so there is no way to win.

the normal reaction to someone saying i lost the game is to start swearing and punching the person for making them lose.

--- P.S i lost the game---
boy 1: I lost the game
Boy 2: noooooo
Girl 1: fuck you
Girl 2: whats the game?
by I lost the game March 4, 2008
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