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Simon Lewis

You're such a f*cking Simon Lewis.

Who's that Simon Lewis. Twat.
by kikidiki May 17, 2016
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evie lewis

Evie Lewis is a person who is an ass
by Gabby10112245582 June 12, 2017
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Lewis & Clark College

A school 10x better than Reed College. Cooler, smarter, and overall better. Yeah, that's right. Care more about the environment and have way more trees on campus. Also didn't turn out capitalists like Steve Jobs, so there's that. MONICA LEWINSKY. That's all.
Lewis & Clark College over Reed any day.
by Defnotaneoi69420 September 19, 2019
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Jerry Lewis' Hair

Chronic punchline for many a late night momologue or stand-up comedy routine. Mr. Lewis himself commented about his hair in a Penthouse interview: "I have more grease in my hair than Anthony Quinn's cunt."
"Oil crisis? We should simply connect a tanker to Jerry Lewis' hair."
by creedmoor October 10, 2004
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Greg Lewis Classic

Also known as the “G Lew Classic” or the “Greg Lewis Special”, this is a challenging gym maneuver that adds to any leg day.

This is where one takes a dumbbell in each hand and does a full lap around the gym doing full lunges. It is great at working the glutes, quads, hamstrings, and calves. Perfect to end your workout with.
Kyle: “Do you have the 25lbs dumbbells?”
Jonny: “Why, what do you need them for?”
Joel: “He probably wants to hit the Greg Lewis Classic around the gym”
by LilThookah May 28, 2022
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jamie lewis macgregeor

some guy who works at a supermarket and spends his money on shoes.
that kid really is a Jamie lewis macgregeor, he spent all his money on shoes and is now a broke ass bitch.
by that gay kid billy December 22, 2019
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Sir Mike Lewis

Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).

Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.

-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months
"Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag."
-Sir Mike Lewis.
by Sir Mike Lewis March 29, 2022
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