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cock level

the point at which someone turns into an asshole after consuming a certain amount of alcohol.
" Gee what the fuck is up with Paul"
" Dude he's cock level!"
by Neil stan August 29, 2006
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rise in my Levi's

An erection. One does not have to be wearing Levi's when stating thus, or even own a pair. It just sounds cool to say it.

But if you are wearing purple corduroy's while you use this line, someone is likely to make fun of you.
Babe, you put a rise in my Levi's!
by Tuftskins May 2, 2009
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A levi

A random boner that for some reason also works as a magnet that pulls your hands in to your hands
Dylan: hey you know that semiaquatic mammal at camp
Zach: uhm.. yea :(
Dylan: EW YOU GOT A LEVI!
by DYLANSINTEHSHOWA August 23, 2011
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The second 5 levels of pot smoking

6. Rolling your first joint
at this point you feel like your a gangster until you realize how hard it is to roll a fucking joint, youll try for hours, watch a dozen youtube vids, and still have a shitty rap, but its still a job well done.

7. Purchase of your second smoking device
this device is your baby, and is to be treated as so, must be at least twice the price as your first, and is usually a bong. you feel deeply offended if people say something bad about it, as you should this device rarely leaves your house.

8. Creation of your bobs (bag of bad stuff)
this bag contains both smoking devices one and two, some ports, some black and milds, maybe ever a swisher sweet, razor blades(for cutting open cigars), lighters, and your stash of marijuana *which should be around a half at all times at this point*

9. Creation of your first food high
usually brownies, some make fire crackers, but this step requires you creating a food that when eaten will get you high

10. Purchase of your vaporizer
the last and final step is the purchase of a vap, very expensive, but very worth it. at this point you will rarely come across people whos smoke more than you, you are a king enjoy your life
yo dude im the shiznit i just bought a vaporizer!!1!!1!

according to The second 5 levels of pot smoking yes, yes you are.
by Mr.Dirk As Fuck June 21, 2010
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Levi's

An American clothing company founded in the 1850's known for its brand of denim jeans. Originally worn by miners, cowboys, bikers, greasers, and other rugged types. Levi's was a high grade quality brand that you could work and look good in at the same time. More recently, Levi's was the clothing of choice for the working man, counterculture groups (punks, metalheads, and rockabillies), or for those that didn't want to follow trends. However, all that changed as Levi's became more mainstream and "trendy". Levi's now caters to different groups and is now the brand worn by douchebags, hipsters, and swagfags. The quality of Levi's has really gone down hill as their materials are very thin and no two pants fit the same. In addition, their prices have skyrocketed. Levi's even started making mediocre fits and styes such as 511 skinny jeans and even silver colored denim. Now all there styles, whether skinny or not, feel more tight around the legs and crotch and aren't very durable.
Couple years ago only working men and rockers wore Levi's.... now everybody is wearing them.

What's up with all these hipsters and swagfags wearing Levi's, thats not even your style.

I WANT MY OLD LEVI'S BACKKK!!!!!!!!
by iwantmyoldlevis February 11, 2013
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get on my level

to not only talk the talk, but walk the walk too.
to be neck and neck with somebody in competition.
to be equal physically, financial, clique wise, etc...
Bitch nigga u can neva eva, eva, eva, get on my level...what? Get on my level!
Lil Jon, Lil Scrappy, Trillville
by CHITOWN'S FINEST October 24, 2004
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Levi

Levis are ridiculously good looking, tall, and muscular in a natural, un-juiced way. Levi is one of the sexiest-looking guys you will ever meet, and most likely rocks long blonde locks and could make a living as a model or porn star (which I will expound upon later). Most likely a blue-collar type dude who loves tools and does some form of construction for a living. Levis are athletic as hell and are into nature and building things and and are outdoorsy, and are most likely a country boys from big families. When you meet a Levi you will be instantly charmed and you will probably never forget him. Levis are very funny and happy and charming at first, but they typically show a dark side once you get to know them a little bit better. Levis may say things that make you feel really bad when they smoke a little ganja, and that dark Levi side will start to emerge. Levis are the best fucks ever, hands down, no contest. A Levi will have you squirting loads all over the place, and will perform/suggest many fun but rough acts in the bedroom, including but not limited to; choking you, buttsex, peeing on you, destroying your tits, pulling your hair, and may even threaten to kill you or make some kind of plaster cast of your body after sex. This may leave you with strange feelings about Levi, but deep down you know that you want more.
That Levi is a sick twisted mofo! But he's so flipping hot.

Why isn't that Levi a pornstar?
by ~TheHeadOfPamelaAnderson~ April 16, 2013
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