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The Act of repeatedly slapping someone on the brow with a flacid, blue (sometimes Navy Blue) dildoe.
The Act of repeatedly slapping someone on the brow with a flacid, blue (sometimes Navy Blue) dildoe.
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A laser pendulum is one physical form of God, A.K.A. Chuck Norris. The power of the laser pendulum is so fearsome that the Roman Catholic Church has begun using it in place of "Amen" at the end of prayers. It's sheer epic awesomeness means that any being who does not fully appreciate its existence and worship its almighty pwnage is not worthy of life.
No form of communication can express the ultimateness of the laser pendulum satisfactorily enough to appease the-
The guy who wrote that just died.
The guy who wrote that just died.
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Get the fire the laser mug.A neurological disorder first encountered by 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. He believes that he has the power to project lasers from his hands and fingers. He usually does this act in private.
Hey did you see Susan, he thought no one was watching and started doing hand lazers while watching pokemon!
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Hey handy man stop with the hand lasers you're 33 years old!
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Hey handy man stop with the hand lasers you're 33 years old!
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