Texan Meat Lard

a 'texan meat lard' is another way to describe someone named 'dirt'

the texan meat lard (dirt) sent me this

by dirtntooty April 28, 2022

lair

Super cool place to bring OLs and OL referrals in order to fuck them.
Typically consits of 42+ LCD TV, gaming console, good stereo system, leather couch, alcohol, trivial pursuit, cards, and other cool things.
Odds are against OLs versus OGs when they enter the lair. Typically they are seduced into sexual acts of enjoyment.

Guy you bringing this new OL to the lair?
Yeah man I think it's a shoe in to fuck her.
Dude let's BOA her instead, it will be roof.
You the know the rule, once an OL is in the lair they can never get out.

by benoitbarnes December 9, 2008

laid back

A sexual encounter from long ago.

The Pilgrims who got laid back then didn't enjoy it.

by Public School Teacher December 3, 2003

lard up

What fat Americans do in the nearest fast food restaurant.

- Hey Jenny, lets go lard up at KFC!

by Enclave Razorback June 1, 2016

Graham Laidlaw

A gorgeous man, who's fantastic in the sack.

he may rant on about weird animals or spurt snippets from history , but this is made up by his mahooosive donger !

graham laidlaw

by bootaylicious2011 January 1, 2012

lard

animal fat

or a person thats really fat and thinks it super funny

a funny looking fat thing

Jabba the Hut.... what a lard?!?
Put some lard on that pan girl!?!

by meaniewtf June 8, 2009

larding

1. When you do nothing of value for extended periods of time.

2. Not leaving your couch, with the exception of a food run, or bowel movement.

This sunday is perfect. I've been larding on my sofa for hours.

by jabba the slut October 12, 2011