Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

lobeless

Without earlobes. When one has no earlobes, the cartilage of the ear is connected directly to the jawbone of the individual. People with this affliction have trouble hearing, since the skin acts as a barrier for sound attempting to enter into the eardrum. The throbbing pressure on the frontal lobes of the brain is not uncommon. Many people attempt surgery, often with fatal results. Also, sufferers of this condition are open to belittlement and humiliation; human rights do not apply to them.

Sean Magrann-Wells is a lobeless freak of nature and should be beaten.

by Acalanes Leadership April 28, 2008

LOBL

Acronym for Lots of beers later.

K - "Dude you and her hooking up is only a story lobl can explain."

by Suicidalhate June 1, 2010

Cock Lobster

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period

"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"

by Mj May 13, 2005

lobster pussy

Lobster Pussy is a extremly red pussy that is also infested with crabs. The crabs are so big her pussy resembles a LOBSTER. Extremly Red and with Giant Pinchers. This is usually caused by extreme amounts of tanning and a perfect home for crabs (Ladys please pick through ur pumpkin patch so no self respecting man will have to deal with ur nasty lobster pussy.

Adam: That girl was hagerd as fuck
Drew: Ya I bet she had some of that nasty lobster pussy.

by Andrew Stark, Adam Ruppert April 23, 2006

Lobster Trap

A "Lobster Trap" refers to a woman frequently infested with "crabs" and other sexually transmitted external parasites. Alternately, it refers to the genital region of a promiscuous and/or unclean female.

You don't want what she got! She ain't nothin' but a lobster trap!

Alternate usage:

I gotta hit that! I don't care if she's packing a lobster trap!

by The Blind Left-Handed Abbot February 12, 2007

lober

A small, cute way of saying lobster. Used prevalent ironic meme circles.

Woah, look at those Lober.

by skao November 13, 2020