Baby Chokin on a Lettuce

A 30 second song by song artist/youtuber Mole Nugget.

Mole Nugget wrote Baby Chokin on a Lettuce.

by MurrayBall January 20, 2020

Stirring the lettuce

When you’re tossing salad and the person doesn’t finish

He was barely stirring the lettuce in bed last night

by Dabberzzz January 28, 2022

Fatmans lettuce

A term for putting chips on a sandwich, usually Doritos however any chip works. It gives a similar crunch to lettuce but is not nearly as healthy.

“I had a great day in the pool! I can’t wait to have a ham sandwich with some fatmans lettuce and mustard on it”

by Brisk00 July 30, 2022

lettuce re-coli

Used when yet another batch of lettuce has been recalled due to e-coli.

"Is that OK to eat - there's been another lettuce re-coli."

by JulC May 13, 2010

Gay lettuce sex

Gay lettuce proceeding to resign to his position in life.

Person A: Wow, you fell for that trap?
Person B: yeah...
Person A: You Gay Lettuce Sex

by BlatherskiteStudios November 14, 2019

Lettuce bowl

A ball cap that sits backwards on top of the sickest flow at a 30 degree angle

“Man check that lettuce bowl”
“Bro, that flow turns heads”

by Bennybimmer November 22, 2021

Lettuce Licking

When someone is passionate about a certain situation, whether it’s politics or environmental situations

She is a lettuce licking liberal

by Sassycheetah September 01, 2018