keyboard ally

A person who frequently posts pseudonymous comments online in support of a oppressed group, but takes no real world action in their own community where they may face backlash, such that their efforts make no difference at best and at worst encourage oppressors to greater levels of hatred or willful ignorance.

Sara: "Tim spends all day arguing with people on reddit, but he didn't sign that local petition asking for greater police accountability because he didn't want to catch flack from his in-laws."

Jane: "Bah humbug, he's just a keyboard ally."

by Globgogabgalabagolab August 19, 2023

Keyboard Raver

Keyboard ravers are people who all tune into the same music and then discuss on facebook how the banging trance is, they jump on their beds and bang their heads.

They are the ultimate misbehavers disturbing the neighbours. They get messy with nessy.

They are in-sitting in!
Getting tranced out their puss!
They are in-tuned in!

Keyboard raver - new up and coming thing

by raver1 May 29, 2012

'End' on your keyboard

A function on the keyboard not many people actually know about. You can use this to get to the bottom of a page or website if you don't feel like scrolling down all the way.

"How do I navigate online pages quickly?"

"You can either use 'End' on your keyboard to get to the bottom instantly, or vice versa -- to the top of the page using 'Home' on your keyboard

by Above Average Jojo Fan October 17, 2023

orange keyboard

The keyboard of somebody who constantly eats snack foods while at the computer. (IE eating Cheetos constantly will result in orange residue on your keyboard.)

Guy 1: *munching sounds*
Guy 2: Do you have an orange keyboard?
Guy 1: What's that?
Guy 2: Orange Keyboard

by rpg May 4, 2006

keyboard smash

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guy 2: keyboard smash confirmed

by aviation lover 123 July 17, 2025

IBM Keyboard

first, you have the beam spring stupidly loud with a solenoid in a lot of them built well and they are ridiculously tall and expensive, then you have the slappy Capacitive driven model F keyboard of what I use a lot of and I have 4 of those if you think the model m is the best-bucking spring then you have not slapped away on and it is a lot smoother and it is louder than the model m, but it's also expensive for a NON-XT layout a model f AT can cost upwards of 500 bucks and an f122 iv seen up to 1k for restored there are other ones like 4704 and those cost a ton for a nonreproduction you can get a reproduction for under 400 bucks. The model F is a literal brick Shithouse rated to 100M+ keystroke life and cant fall apart because of plastic rivets like the model M. The venerable model M what most of us know about is a buckling spring over membrane design vs the capacitive of the model f and comes with 1 plate of steel vs 3 or 2 of the model for all metal in the 4704 for the case the model m is considered to be a tank build keyboard but in fact, it has an Achilles heel the plastic rivets used to hold it together over time pop off and have to be drilled out and replaces with bolts or screws called "bolt modding". but you got to hand it to them these keyboards are around 25-34 for the majority of them and they have held up better than a razer can and can be fixed. side note model m is MEMBRANE diven. still better than a lot of garbage gamer keyboard built well types like a dream

Godammit Mallard why is your IBM Keyboard so HEAVY me. well the model f is heavy because its made with 3 plates of steel

by holy malards August 14, 2020

keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard

Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy

by rarenigs June 4, 2019