Large, typically loud keyboards that are surprisingly annoying due to the need to press giant keys extremely far down.
Subject A: I have a clicky mechanical keyboard! <proceeds to type the ever-living piss-shit out of the keyboard>
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
Subject B: <visibly annoyed> Linear membrane keyboards are better by far.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
Get the Mechanical Keyboard mug.A decent keyboard with flat keys designed for those who don't want to be annoyed by giant keys that require extreme force to push down and the loud clicking sound that comes with it.
by Exodim January 16, 2024
Get the Linear Keyboard mug.by PLamble April 7, 2023
Get the How keyboard mug.RHJIECTGUNriegyunactgunmyreniugycerguniygyunifdsixcgyunfersnigyucfgigyunreiscgyunsrengiyutyresjkxzJKLdxmhuiaweuhgrhuioeshuiodfyhuihuxsj4ymiasdfihfchersgyfgydshuiZDxjhuoi4aweyh89utrehsadhuifhu4cfdzser4
When you smash your keyboard so hard when this happens. (The 'sentence' above.)
Can be used for:
1) Literally no reason
2) Losing a game (Raging)
When you smash your keyboard so hard when this happens. (The 'sentence' above.)
Can be used for:
1) Literally no reason
2) Losing a game (Raging)
Person 1: man we are bout to lose!
*they lose*
Person 2: y78e3y7j8qy7j89cresjiyuosdfrecoisyujtcijurjidyuhyhuiYUIOHUIRFEYUJISTDYUJI5STYJFUIESYUJIDR407J893CTYJ8RES78ORJ974Y5WJ9YD7TWER89TDY7J53W9Y7J8XRYJ8E7SJ87F4RY7J83FR8H7J43H7J82YFT7J8Y423
Person 1: wth are you ok? did u just keyboard smash or what
*they lose*
Person 2: y78e3y7j8qy7j89cresjiyuosdfrecoisyujtcijurjidyuhyhuiYUIOHUIRFEYUJISTDYUJI5STYJFUIESYUJIDR407J893CTYJ8RES78ORJ974Y5WJ9YD7TWER89TDY7J53W9Y7J8XRYJ8E7SJ87F4RY7J83FR8H7J43H7J82YFT7J8Y423
Person 1: wth are you ok? did u just keyboard smash or what
by raminkTheInternetIdiot May 10, 2023
Get the Keyboard Smash mug.bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:
bob: stop talking
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:
bob: stop talking
by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023
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GOD DAMNIT MY BASE GOT BLOWN UP!! AAAA `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:’”zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?€£¥§…😀😃😄😁😆🥲🤣😂😅🥹☺️😊😇🙂🙃😘🥰😍😌😉😗😙😚😋😛🧐🤨🤪😜😝🤓😎🥸🤩🥳😟😔😞😒😏😕🙁☹️😣😖😭😢🥺😩😫😤😠😡🤬🤯😱😶 🌫️🥶🥵😳😨😰😥😓🤗🫡🫢🤭🫣🤔🤫🫠🤥😶🫥🙄😬😑🫤😐😯😦😧😮😲😮 💨😪🤤😴🥱😵😵 💫🤐🥴🤢🤕🤒😷🤧🤮🤑🤠😈👿👹💀👻💩🤡👺☠️👽👾🤖🎃😼😻😹😸😺😽🙀😿😾🫶🤝🙌👐👏🤲👍👎👊✊🤛🤟🫰✌️🤞🤜🤘👌🤏🤌🫳👇👆👉👈🫴☝️✋🤚🖐️🖖💪🫱🫲🤙👋🦾🖕🦿💄💋👂👅🦷🫦👄🦻👃👣👁️👀👤🗣️🧠🫁🫀👥🫂👶👧🧒👩 🦱👨🧑👩👦🧑 🦱👨 🦱👩 🦰🧑 🦰👨 🦰🧑 🦳👩 🦳👱 ♂️👱👱 ♀️👨 🦳👩 🦲🧑 🦲👨 🦲🧔 ♀️👴🧓👵🧔 ♂️🧔👲👳 ♀️👳👳 ♂️🧕👷👷 ♀️👮 ♂️👮👮 ♀️👷 ♂️💂 ♀️💂💂 ♂️🕵️🕵️🕵️👩 ⚕️🧑 ⚕️👨 ⚕️🧑 🍳👩 🍳👨 🌾🧑 🌾👩 🌾👨 🍳👩 🎓🧑 🎓👨 🎓👩 🎤👨 🏫🧑 🏫👩 🏫👨 🎤🧑 🎤👩 🏭🧑 🏭👨 🏭👩 💻🧑 💻👨 💻👩 💼🧑 💼👨 💼👩 🔧👨 🔬🧑 🔬👩 🔬👨 🔧🧑 🔧👩 🎨🧑 🎨👨 🎨👩 🚒🧑 🚒👩 🚀👨 ✈️🧑 ✈️👩 ✈️👨 🚒🧑 🚀👨 🚀👩 ⚖️🧑 ⚖️👨 ⚖️🤵🤵 ♀️👰 ♂️👰👰 ♀️🤵 ♂️👸🫅🤴🥷🦹🦹 ♀️🦸 ♂️🦸🦸 ♀️🦹 ♂️🤶🧑 🎄🎅🧙 ♀️🧝 ♂️🧝🧝 ♀️🧙 ♂️🧙🧌🧛 ♀️🧛🧛 ♂️🧟 ♀️🧞 ♂️🧞🧞 ♀️🧟 ♂️🧟🧜 ♀️🧜🧜 ♂️🧚 ♀️🧚… My Keyboard blew up..
by DevRH January 13, 2023
Get the My Keyboard mug.AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
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