Jan Harms

Jan harms is epic and cool gamer that gets all the girls (and boys) and is very hot and sexy and fuckable and also has a wife named Shay Harms, Shay Harms and Jan Harms got married on May 5th 2021.
Jan Harms is 6'0 and is 14 (fuckinf giant)

He has a dog named Willow, women mostly like him because of his dog.
Jan Harms hates China, Germany best country.
Jan Harms hates pugs.

Woman 1: is that Jan Harms??
Woman 2: omg its Jan Harms!!
Woman 3: hwes swo hawt >w<

by choccy milk 69 November 24, 2021

wong jan tao

He sell a lot of chicken and wear a lot of bape. This motherfucker a lot of money and always donate Lamborghini to peoples’ family. He is very knowledgeable in acts of dirty business(jkjk). He also has a son name kenaz woo diu kin

Did you saw how wong jan Tao fuck his girl last night?

by 狂暴的男人 November 23, 2021

Jan

Jan is someone who you will love, she's the vest girlfriend. Is not very loyal but cares about you. She is very sweet and usually with a tall boy since jan is short for January and jan is short. Usually paired with someone thats not really athletic but funny,smart,tall,and from hawaii.

Person 1: "who is that girl! She's so hot"
Person 2: "Oh thats Jan"
Person 1"i think im in love"

by Hshdzhehsjehsfshheheheheh December 18, 2019

Jan Dyl

Hot polish man with black hair.

You are such a Jan Dyl!

by kasiaenjoyer96 November 22, 2021

Jan 7

On January 7 the wishing children are born. Near 10:00pm many children were born in the Generation Z and 40% of them miraculously predicted/wished/sighted the future of present without actually being within the perimeter of the event. Research has been found that apparently 7 was a lucky number in many countries and religious beliefs.

Jan 7 / January 7, from 1997-2012 40% of children are wishing children.

by Illuminating April 6, 2021

jan nisar

basically, it is an Arabian word derived from Persian. it means Devoted, sacrificing one's life

jan nisar- i can die for u

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jan

the definiton of humans with low IQ. if you see yourself as a Jan, you better just take suicide, cuz u ain't going anywhere with that brain my guy, just a tip
You're also defined as a simp, fat and acne human. AKA you're fat, u roll to places except the gym, you simp for guys, and ur face has enough acne's to start a river of acne juice.

Poor movie taste

" I heard his name is Jan, I feel bad for the parents, having to live with such a pain in the ass.

" if you decide to name ur child Jan, ur braindead, fat probably and also low IQ

by Dark Yoshi May 25, 2021