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Jamaican masturbation technique number 9 

When someone inserts a pipette into the penis hole, and starts the release water in the penis. And starts jerking it. When they finish the water splashes out inside the cum and you start eating it for good luck. People may also use jumpercables to stimulate pleasure while doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9
Yo Vincent stop doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9 at my house
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jamaican blumpkin 

A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.
I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!

Jamaican Mudslide

When you (yes you) travel to the nearest stream or creek where a man defecates upon the woman (or other man)'s forehead. You then go swimming in the body of water using it as a bath.
Me and Jessica tried out a jamaican mudslide the other day, It was sick!

Jamaican testicle tag 

The Goofy ass game the gym teacher has you to play instead od basketball.
PE sucked! We played Jamaican testicle tag for 3 hours.
Jamaican testicle tag by utopenec February 6, 2025

Jamaican Breeze 

Where one person takes a big hit of weed and then blows the smoke at another person
Babe why'd you blow your smoke in my face. I wanted you to feel that Jamaican Breeze.
Jamaican Breeze by Justachillguy February 18, 2025

Jamaican Waffle 

The act of ejaculating several times into a waffle maker and making an abomination cum waffle.
That fucking creep threw a Jamaican Waffle at me!
Jamaican Waffle by Skymaster106 February 28, 2025

Jamaican bubblebath 

When two or more individual(s) drink laxatives and defecate in a bathtub half filled with water
“Later on me and bob are going to have a Jamaican bubblebath
Sounds good, can i join in? I haven’t had a shit in days”