by ʝ℈w$ June 22, 2010

by Jordan and Max August 2, 2008

Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.
I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.
by GrayOne August 4, 2007

by Your Moms favourite friend September 30, 2021

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.
(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!
(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"
by M Albury September 26, 2012

A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.
The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.
by Alyssa G January 27, 2008
