Italian vet

The shovel

My rabbit was sick so I took it to the vet who quoted me thousands so I introduced it to the Italian vet

by Stampeze72 August 20, 2021

Italian Wristwatch

The act of taking one's penis and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. In doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. Perhaps it should be called the Italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the Irish wristwatch.

Once again, Jeff texted me a picture of his Italian wristwatch. It is right on time every Monday morning

by Jeffh October 8, 2013

Italian Poncho

Long neck hair that covers the shoulders.

"Is that a dolphin covered in kelp?"
"No, it's just an Italian Poncho."
"Or is it shoshana?"

by jvsmb April 10, 2012

Italian Spliff

Marijuana mixed with oregano.

I'm bouta roll up a Italian Spliff

by Mscott03 April 14, 2023

Italian Raider

When you cum in a womens ass after she takes a shit.

Dude, I got so kinky last night, I gave this girl the Italian Raider.

by LilBishGavin December 1, 2018

Italian pipeline

When you use a frozen sweet or spicy Italian sausage as a dildo.

"...and then Mario bent over and got an Italian pipeline right up the ass!"

by SerenadingSiren July 14, 2017

italian windmill

A sex move of domination where a male is about to ejaculate and starts to spin as quickly as he can in a circle spraying semen everywhere.

I had to show my girl who was boss last night so while she was giving me a blow job I performed an Italian Windmill

by Foreign Fan July 26, 2017