cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.

"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.

by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021

Wednesday

The worst fucking day of the week for me. Just everything goes wrong. I don't know why.

Guy 1: Yo, why you so mad?
Guy 2: It's Wednesday.
Guy 1: Okay?
Guy 2: Fuck Wednesdays! Most goofy ahh day of the week.

by AverageAvgeek January 4, 2024

Wednesday

The day of the frogs

Reddit loves frogs
ITS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES HERE ARE THE FROGS

by Blazin inferno5 August 18, 2021

Gock Gock Wednesday

A gock gock Wednesday is typically an act executed orally for reasons usually referred to as pleasurable, by an individual who is perceived to be as attractive or comparable to the performance expected of and by Jenna Ortega also better known as Wednesday from a Netflix TV Series that started in 2022 running to the (present day of 2024)

*Random roommate leaving with a couple of his friends to a party & standing at the door yelling to his other roommate*

"Yo Josh... this party going down with a Gock Gock Wednesday, you coming?"

"Shiii... say less! 5 minutes, wait for me in the car."

-OR-

*Dude bragging to his buddies*

"I'm telling you man, she went down on me like it was the last Gock Gock Wednesday. That chick is crazy!

by Dontoucher April 1, 2024

Whiskey Wednesday

A day when you get drunk all day and you are not drunk until the days end.

"Yo how was your whiskey wednesday my off the chains"

by luciferthe14th September 20, 2019

Wednesday

When it all goes to shit on a night shift on wanky Wednesday

Well that was another Wanky Wednesday

by BHF2024 February 8, 2024

Suicide Wednesday

Suicide Wednesday. An idea originally thought up by Jaime Hall on a Tuesday afternoon in Mr.Roberts maths class. The idea was later developed in the best selling book "Alex and Ieuans best ways to kill yourself"

Person 1: What day is it?
Person2: Suicide Wednesday!!!
Person3: Why isn't Jake Paul filming then?

by Crimbo dictionary December 30, 2018