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2023 Israel–Hamas war

The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
"I support (insert faction here) in the 2023 Israel–Hamas war"
by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024
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Anti-Israel

OH! RIGHT THERE! You see it? Rhetorical shift!
Hym "They're calling them 'Anti-Israel' protests now! 'Anti-Israel' as opposed to 'PRO-HAMAS.' They were calling it 'PRO-HAMAS' a second ago and now they've pivoted to 'ANTI-ISRAEL.' Maybe all of the war crimes Israel is committing like bombing ambulances and aid trucks and shooting into the crowd of people receiving aid and mass graves with zip-tied bodies is making it harder to pretend Hamas has anything to do with the protests!"
by Hym Iam May 1, 2024
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Occupied Israel

by Zionistman42069 May 3, 2024
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Reverse-Israel

noun/verb

When you're at the bar and see your homie coming in to sit beside you,

so you move your belongings closer to you to give them some more space
noun: "Ah, my lunchbox is in your spot - lemme do a Reverse-Israel."

verb: I Reverse-Israeled my laptop case so the old lady could sit down on the bench with me.
by Cap'n Tinwhistle June 5, 2024
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The Israeli Wire

A nickname for the “American” conservative media company The Daily Wire in reference to its blatant Zionist agenda.
The Israeli Wire fired Candace Owens because she dared to criticize Israel.
by CtrlAlt_Games January 3, 2025
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Spiritually Israeli

Something that is in poor taste, usually because it's from a standpoint of excessive wealth and social status or extremely bloodthirsty.
Person 1: Dude look at that Mall Kiosk full of AI generated art of Gorillas dressed like Jared Leto's Joker.

Person 2: Eugh! That's so tacky! It's like Spiritually Israeli!
by TazmilyGum September 17, 2025
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full israel

Going ballastic; causing immense destruction, particularly against children and innocent bystanders. Similar to "going nuclear".
So you're proposing that we go full israel on north korea?
by inconcievable September 29, 2025
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