Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
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Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
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Fancy Closet

It's usu. used as a joke insulting ones mother, usu. insinuating about their vagina in some way.
Guy: Your mom has a fancy closet, the fanciest EVER!
Girl: WTF IS THAT?!!1
Guy: If I told you you'd trolololol
Girl: ZOMG FUUUUUU
by Fiendmummy May 24, 2011
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Closet Simp

Refers to an individual (usually a male) who is in a relationship with another individual (usually a female). This person is a huge simp but will do whatever it takes to hide that side of themself from everyone. Acts tough with a hardshell but deep down simps for their significant other.
"Jeff is such a hardo, buddy a straight cold hearted savage. Doesn't get pushed around ever by his girl"

*When alone with his girl, Jeff is a huge pushover closet simp*
by YungJazzers July 08, 2020
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closet monster

a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.
guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"

guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."
by Ryan July 27, 2006
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closet ninjas

The act of gathering up some friends of yours to hide in a closet in ninja costumes and then while in the same room fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend that you found cheating on you. Make sure its a painfull experience for the other person of course and while in the sex make a key word for the friends to come out of the closet and beat the shit out of the girl or boy. Then have them run off.
Shirly why are you all beaten up?!
I was had by the closet ninjas.
by Ray Velrasquez October 08, 2007
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closet gift

a shitty gift you get and it gets stuck in your closet for longer than a year
you got me socks?? man, that's a closet gift!!
by drac6000 December 12, 2008
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