Hydropoop

inclusive term for diarrhea

My six year old trans daughter has COVID and their hydropoop is the worst I’ve ever seen.

by Sandy103 November 28, 2022

hydroflaskies

The plural form of Hydro flask

"It's kind of similar to what I did on one of the hydroflaskies" -Moriah Elizabeth (subscribe to her she made the word)

by bbbeetle December 29, 2022

hydrolyzed crank

Slang for Methamphetamine

Speed Cola contains hydrolyzed crank

by RoseRed669 January 18, 2023

sonic hydrobating

When you use the sounds of other things in your bathroom (the bath filling up, the bath draining, a running blow dyer, the heaters, etc.) to cancel out of the sound of you masturbating in the bathtub. While done successfully 90% of the time, your parents, roomates, girlfriend, (etc.) may become suspicious of extra long baths.

Dude 1: Dude I just had a nice and long sonic hydrobating sesh

Dude 2: Really dude? What noise did you use
Dude 1: I used a shower speaker and turned it up

by girthymango22 February 23, 2018

hydrationista

A person who takes an evangelical zeal towards advocating hydration as an approach to optimizing body, mind and spirit.

Yo, my new girl is a massive hydrationista. She's always packing water. Her pee is pale beyond the pale.

by mojo joe April 3, 2009

Hydramaticphobia

The fear of automatic transmissions, or the premature failure of an automatic transmission.

Guy #1: Hey man, how's your new car? Did you get that new high tech automatic transmission option?

Guy #2 Nah man, I have Hydramaticphobia. The few cars I've owned that were automatic were nothing but trouble. I fear buying auto, so I'll stick to Manual transmissions no matter how hard they are to find these days.

Guy #1 : I hear ya.

by Hydramaticphobic May 12, 2013

Hydrating the desk

When you are a bit of a tard and can't pour a drink without spilling it

Oh Doug! Stop 'hydrating the desk'

by Phil228 July 6, 2015