hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

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hummerley

hummerley is a word of excitement that make you happy all the time

Carly: im Sad
Hannah: Hummerley
Carly: Hahaaa im happy now :D

by Hummerley December 10, 2010

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Hummerd

To get a BJ in a hummer.

I just got hummerd on the way back from prom.

by James bosie April 11, 2011

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Hulked a nappy

Ripped tab of nappy off when doing up clean nappy

Man i just hulked a nappy by ripping the tab of this nappy, didnt know my own strength.

by Missthng April 26, 2015

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1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.

1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*

Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.

by AlabamaNibber January 30, 2016

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