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Holy cray

A verbal expression of surprise in response to unexpected and particularly bizarre events and /or circumstances. The term is loosely interchangeable with "holy crap" or "holy shit" but not synonymous. Instead, "holy cray" specifically pertains to unusual circumstances usually brought about by one or more persons suffering from mental instability and/or severe intoxication leading to dangerous, yet incredibly entertaining actions in the presence of a public audience.
"Holy crap dude! That frat guy just drank a whole can of his own piss thinking it was beer! We even told him but he's too fucked up to listen or care."

drinker of urine then proceeds to make out with some chick at the tailgate before forcefully purging the contents of his stomach in a projectile fashion onto this female. The said female doesn't seem to mind, but in fact, appears to enjoy the taste and sensation of the mixture of bile, half digested food, and re-ingested urine, covering her head to toe.. The two continue to hook up in spite of these events, and things escalate to an unsightly degree.

"HOLY CRAY dude!!! That girl is disgustingly insane! She cray cray."
by all4it May 30, 2013
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holy shamozzle

An expressive term to describe an event beyond comprehension if the person doesn't have the brain power to think of a better term.
"there was like 8 of them" "Holy shamozzle!"
by this_dude666 October 31, 2014
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holy juices

"baby squirt ur holy juices on me!!!!1"
by tonkles August 2, 2015
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Holy Arse

When you look at a girls arse and you cant help but stare
Damn! she has a Holy Arse
by 3-Man July 1, 2016
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holy cheezus

The Jesus of the grilled cheese world. Everybody pray to the holy cheezus because he's holy and sexy as a grilled cheezus could be. Dam I love me some cheezus!
I pray to the holy Cheezus but when I pray, I wanna eat him
by MissesToast04 November 16, 2016
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Holy Scoliosis

This term was first used by YouTuber "ScottTheWoz". When this term is used it's usually is a replacement for the phrase "Oh god"
*something shocks you*
Example: Holy scoliosis what is that!
by SomeDumb June 20, 2018
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holy see

As the delegation of the holy see we hardly would like to state that we are completely against abortion.
by arclogarclogarclog August 26, 2018
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