Holy Sit

When autocorrect fucks with you

guy 1: holy sit
guy 2: Jacob, i think you mean holy shit
guy 1: no, i am siting on a flattened god
guy 2: HOLY SIT!

by MMᄅƎNpƎɹ ⅋ Ɔ∩ɯǝɹ∀p April 17, 2020

get holy

bringing oneself to ORGASM ! (unisex)

NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !

jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !

john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !

he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !

by michael foolsley April 3, 2021

holy apes

What happens when you're texting too fast using T9 and 'holy crap' turns into 'holy apes'.

holy apes did you see that!? :O

by Delleve March 8, 2008

Holy Clap

Used instead of holy shit

HOLY CLAP THAT NIGGA GONNA DO IT!

by DaddyDaniel May 23, 2016

holy carpola

The Mormon or otherwise oppressive way of saying holy crap or holy crapola

Kid goes to church with parents.
Parents are cult-following LDS members.
Kid finds out it's all a lie.
Kid exclaims, "Holy Carpola!"

by TheNewLucilleBallstrikesagain,thistime,#2..noshit.punsintended April 30, 2008

Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.

Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.

by semensquid489 May 5, 2022

The Holy Trillway

The Praised Word Of Maco Trillway.

Any word of Maco Trillway Is looked at as the forming of The Holy Trillway. Social media posts, music videos, interviews, memes, anything you as a resident of Trillway World consider holy

by Bandkids in Miami March 18, 2021