helmet

an often unappreciated and overlooked alternative rock band from the early to mid 1990s.

Helmet, sure put on a great show at the club last night!

by gus winslow August 12, 2003

helmer

a person who rawks major socks. a badass of sorts. the hellmaster.

(person a):wow, matt is shredding on the bass tonight!
(person b):yeah, matt is definitely a true helmer!

by dando May 16, 2006

Helmet Head

A Helmet Head is the pink tip of a males dick, which is shaped like a little pink helmet for the penis.

Guy: Dude! My Helmet head hurts so much! I banged that chick wayyyy too hard last night!

by Retwiler January 1, 2010

helmet head

A hair doo made after wearing a helmet. Similar to bed head but usually messier.

You see that bikers hair style, it's genuwine Helmet Head.

by Soldier4Higher January 18, 2007

Roman Helmet

Although the definition of the balls on the forehead and penis down the bridge of the nose is accurate, what is not accurate is the genesis of the term. Astute observes might notice that ancient roman war helmets did not in fact have a nose piece.

The reason that it is called a Roman Helmet is that during Caesar's conquest of Gaul, he had their leader Vercingetorix surrounded in Alesia when the Gallic reinforcements arrived and surrounded the Romans. Outnumbered and demoralized, Caesar rallied his troops by offering a soldier who had lost his helmet his balls and penis as a replacement. So moved were the troops at Caesar's offer of self-sacrifice that they went on a rampage and defeated the Gauls. The rest is history.

Offensive Lineman: "Shit, I lost my helmet on that last play"
Quarterback: "As leader of this team, I will offer you my Roman Helmet to wear."
Offensive Line (together): "What a leader! Let's go win one for the Gipper!"

by Urban Dictionaire August 30, 2010

beaver helmet

The soft pink skin that covers and protects the clitoris. During full arousal the beaver helmet retracts to expose the clitoris.

I pushed back her beaver helmet to lick her clit.

by jaz October 19, 2004

helene

a girl that eats a lot of ice

Bob: what is that chick doing..?
Susan: it's a helene... she's an ice eater

by krazy4muffins July 12, 2011