head trash 

Head trash is when someone tells you junk or lies to get into your head.

Amy is giving me head trash with all of her lies.

head trash by Meleryeler April 19, 2017

Head Clown 

Degrading, punitive term that refers to someone in a position of authority; such as a CEO, director or manager.

"It's not a surprise that the company is falling apart with Head Clown James running the show."

Head Clown by Dwolff52 June 10, 2017

head flap 

A flap or roll of usually fat filled skin at the back of peoples heads revealed by baldness. Usually grows in prominence with age, weight gain, and the relentless pull of gravity.

Plural: Head Flappage

The term "head flap" came to prominence in the mid-1990's when Philadelphia teens would play a game called "Head Flap Slap Crack Trap". The game involved slapping head flaps while sticking opened packets of mayonnaise down the back of the pants. The person had to say "Head Flap Slap" and "Crack Trap" as they were doing the respective tasks in order for it count. When the prankee went to see what was in their pants they often squished the mayo into their pants which was the primary goal of the prank, the head slap being more of a diversionary tactic. This would leave a noticeable white glob that left the prankee with some embarrassed explaining to do.

"Those fools searched my body everywhere for the money but they forgot to check my head flap!"

"What is that smell?" "Gunther probably forgot to wash behind his head flap again..."

"Despite the bitter chill, the back of Walters' head remained comfortably warm due to his impressive head flappage."

head flap by Ham Pony February 20, 2018

Head Plant 

A combination of head butt and face plant.

"The cat just head planted the door"

Head Plant by UrGeef July 17, 2018

Head Off To Vermont 

The act of receiving a blow job while driving and eating ice cream.

Used in a sentence:
“I promise next time we head off to Vermont, I won’t get any Chunky Monkey in your hair.”

Head Off To Vermont by FelixTheCat11 October 20, 2018

Head Meat 

The presence of a large amount of flesh on the forehead of a person, typically a man in his thirties whom happens to look like a human thumb.

"That bitch Aubrey, that bitch got that head meat."

Head Meat by SomeUrbanLinguist January 11, 2019

Head Rug 

If the word wig is weird to you just use head rug instead

Bald person got a new wig
“I love your new head rug!”

Head Rug by MuffinPie October 22, 2020