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NyQuil Hammered

A NyQuil induced state of drowsiness.
That guy was so NyQuil hammered, he fell out his 2nd story window.
by meow!456 October 3, 2011
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Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.
We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.
by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019
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hammer jacker

1. A person with an overblown opinion of his abilities who experiences the misfortune of having his true level of ability revealed to his audience, usually while attempting to demonstrate his knowledge or skill.

2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.

The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
Did you hear about John? That hammer jacker shot himself in the foot while showing off his gun slinging "skills" to his friends!
by Franzig Durpy December 31, 2013
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hammer longballo

some player✌️
Hammer Longballo is some player✌️
by realhammerlongballo December 1, 2020
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Sand Hammer

The act of burying your dick in the sand after getting aroused on a nude beach.
Dude why the hell are you still laying there? We gotta go!

Dude... I gotta sand hammer right now.
by GuidoTexan October 20, 2010
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hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.
Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.
by Glen W. June 22, 2005
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ball and hammer

When a women performs oral sex on a man taking both shaft and nut sack in her mouth simultaneously.
Damn, the wife has really perfected the ball and hammer. I wish she had those skills 10 years ago!
by Merkin Donor III May 28, 2009
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