Holy Blunt

A blunt that is made from paper obtained from a Bible.

Where tf is the Bible? I need my weed now bruh.
Don't worry I made a holy blunt while you were sleeping.

by Billcosbyeatme January 23, 2021

Holy Jezztler

When the jezz is so fine yet so bad ass that jesus wont bless her so you say holy-Jezztler so that heil hitler bless her devilish soul and angelic beauty

Holy Jezztler!!! Thats a baddie

by Holy Jezztler March 09, 2021

The holy mountain

1979 movie that will mess with your brain

Guy 1 : what's the strangest movie you ever watched?
Guy 2 : the holy mountain dude

by Whoeveruwantmetobe April 14, 2018

Holy hymen

When you find out that your girlfriend is a virgin, and you thought she wasn't.

Holy hymen! What's that?

by Kmdl January 05, 2018

Holy Cattle

When in great surprise, instead of holy cow, a southern man says holy cattle.

Holy cattle, she's crazy.

by RookieRooster September 29, 2021

The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.

"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."

by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020

holy juices

basically cum

"baby squirt ur holy juices on me!!!!1"

by tonkles July 13, 2015