Hiddi

Something terrible. Possessing the quality of something bad.

I just got my arm amputated, hiddi!
Her new haircut is so hiddi!

by Michael Hernandez October 15, 2004

Hideous Monstrosity

1)A creature that is appalling in physical appearance.

2) A person that has disgusting, monster like features.

That fat bitch over in the corner is a hideous monstrosity, I'de rather die than sleep with that ogre.

My friend is a hideous monstrosity, he looks like the offspring of a drunk hippo and a retarted platypus.

by Crazy Chris and G-Zus March 31, 2005

Hide the Snake in the Grass

When a man is having sex with a woman who has a bush.

john went to bed with mary and and played hide the snake in the grass

by akfisher907 May 28, 2009

you can't hide that blonde pride!

a saying said when a blonde says something a blonde would say

"Hey blondie, the word is pronounced 'enigma,' not 'enigima'! But it's okay, because you can't hide that blonde pride!

by simpsonguy27 February 7, 2009

hidegut

a gut that is invisible when clothing is worn; a small or well concealed shitgut

You thought that Maury was in shape, but you're wrong. I saw him without his shirt on and he had a hidegut!

by ShitgutSal March 23, 2004

hideologist

An excessively ugly and unattractive person. Taken from the root word "hideous," a hideologist is essentially one who is licensed and practicing the state of being hideous.

"Look at that hideologist over there, man is she nasty or what?"

"This place is filled with hideologists. Not one hot female in sight!"

by Hogman MD September 16, 2007

Hideous Assistant Webster

Someone that women want and men want to be... and want.
As evidenced in the web cartoon "The Fear Hole".

I am Hideous Assistant Webster!
I am universally adored. Women want me, and men want to be me... and want me.

by Mr. Autumn April 14, 2009