Groover

n. A fart that lasts for at least 10 seconds or 10 consecutive farts in a row.

"Dude. Just had a 10 second fart."
"Nice groover, bud."

by Bosharaptor September 1, 2020

Groompus

When cute things/animal/people makes you annoyed and yet you can't let it out because you still found them cute and adorable

Person A : Hey you ok?

Person B : My dog eat my homework, making me groompus af

by Pompom who change to face-con March 2, 2021

sporty groover

Weekend hippie, a straight trying to act with it, corporate type trying to act cool. An expression from the '60s and '70s used in the San Francisco Bay area.

The party had a lot of sporty groovers.

by Rufus Quail April 1, 2008

Double Groom Doom

A "Double Groom Doom" is an event that occurs when two homosexual men want to tie the bow together knowing the marriage will probably fail.

Chuck wants to marry Carl, but Carl has a strong phobia of penis, and Chuck likes to play ass pirate.

Carl is going to marry Chuck, but Chuck has drinking problems, drugs problems.. etc. Carl is a parole officer.

obvious Double Groom Doom

Things don't workout in a gay marriage, you get the idea.

by Frozen Chinchilla July 10, 2011

tongue-and-groover

lesbian

one who likes to put his/her tongue in a woman's vagina, a.k.a. groove

Tongue-and-groovers can now get married in Iowa.

by jumpster April 27, 2009

Grommet

A nicer sounding derogatory name for a slut. The name is referenced from a sailors grommet. Known usage since 1990.

Here comes our favorite grommet, I wonder who she'll sleep with tonight.

Also see: gomit, gromet, slut, floozy, promiscuous.

by Christopher Escobedo June 23, 2007

Groomer

A homophobic slur used by ignorant incels. It can also be used to describe the staff of conversion therapy organizations, as well as the families of children and teens who choose to send their kids to conversion therapy. The origin of the word is based in legal jargon.

Did you hear Kevin was sent to conversion therapy?

Yeah man. His parents are a bunch of frigging groomers.

by Pewpewpewrainbows September 3, 2022