It is when your woman is doggy style or bent over the bed, ass in the air. You lube or Vaseline her hips and crotch, entirely. Then do the same to yourself with your choice of delight enhancing solution for your Greasy Gumble.
Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.
The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.
Then, position yourself across the room, as far away as possible while still being lined up with your partner. After achieving a full errection, use viagra if you wish but is not suggested. Then without warning, take full stride towards her all while screaming "GREASY GUMBLE GAMBLE!" As many times as possible.
The full point is in the gamble on which hole you end up inside. Or, possibly none even at all. Risk of serious injury is possible.
'thebestman' asked his woman to 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' with him. "It could be fun!", he added.
The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"
The 'Greasy Gumble Gamble' can be chill to try. Just don't attempt to Superman on your way in. "Your gonna have a bad time!"
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"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
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Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
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When a man sticks his penis between a girl's vagina and asshole and chooses to have sex with whichever it slides into first.
Example:
Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick
Example:
Hey MK, did you greasy grundle your teacher?
No, I had the whiskey dick
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