Turtle Grape

Much like faeces slowly exiting the anus in the style of the 'Turtle's head,' popping in and out before you are able to pass matter, the Turtle Grape is when one pushes a grape from their pursed mouth in this motion.
This can be done to comically imitate the suppression of a popping out poo.

"Hey Tilly. check it out, I'm crapping this grape out of my mouth like a Turtle's Head"
-"Oh yeah, it's a Turtle Grape ahahahaah!"

by Chuzzy and Tills February 24, 2011

mopey grape

One who is depressed or sad, usually for no specific reason.

Person 1: Adam looks really sad.
Person 2: Yeah, he's being a mopey grape.

by Flyingel May 25, 2015

Biggest grape in the vineyard

The biggest grape in the vineyard is a person who hears and knows of all gossip going around him/her. He/she knows everything before everyone else does.

Eric , how did you hear that Julie was pregnant? You must be the biggest grape in the vineyard! No one has heard that yet!

by Biggest Grape July 17, 2015

Pounding Grape

Drinking copious amounts of wine

"Are we pounding grape tonight Bella?"

by heifers anonymous November 18, 2011

Angry Grape

The Angry Grape occurs when you shit on the floor and wipe your penis in it. You then penetrate a guy so hard up his ass that the shit mixes with his intestines as well as your jizz leaving a pile of purple liquid on the floor. You then fill a bucket with the purple liquid and use it to prank friends!

Me and Ryan were mad at Riley so we pulled The Angry Grape prank on him.

by MeHaveAids December 22, 2020

a grain and a grape

Old-fashioned term for drinking two different kinds of alchohol in one night. Whiskey and wine, beer and vodka, etc. Usually discouraged, as it causes increases the effect of the alchohol, and causes insane hangovers.

Ugh, I am so hung over I can barely stand! A word from the wize: never mix a grain and a grape!

by the pope June 8, 2004

New England Grape Picker

The use of one's big toe and the toe immediately adjacent to tug at a partner's scrotum in a downward motion, much like plucking grapes from a vine.

Sorry I'm late, she gave me a wicked new england grape picker behind Arby's.

by K+D January 23, 2008