by Studdering Spencer April 17, 2010
1) The fluid that collects on ones Gooch (also known as the taint) (area between ball sack and asshole) from sweating
2) An alcoholic beverage consisting of crown apple or Jim bean apple, yellow (tropical) redbull, sprite and a splash of cranberry juice.
2) An alcoholic beverage consisting of crown apple or Jim bean apple, yellow (tropical) redbull, sprite and a splash of cranberry juice.
His underwear were dripping from his "gooch juice".
Taste this "gooch juice" I just got from the bar!
Taste this "gooch juice" I just got from the bar!
by Mrs Balue March 14, 2023
A medical phenomena arising from a male having an additional X chromosome in which the patient has both a penis and a urethra tucked under said penis. This condition is usually accompanied by a unfortunate side of type II diabetes.
Guy 1: “Yo did you hear that her boyfriend has an extra X chromosome?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”
by Bigballer02 February 04, 2020
A party in that weird bit between Christmas and New year when no one really knows what to do, AKA no man's land, AKA the (perineum), AKA the (gooch).
by PABLO THE DOG December 02, 2018
When the gooch of a feminist inflates, usually incurred by the natural wrath of gender, to form a female scrotum
by The Captian May 04, 2015
A Gooch Dragon comes from the latin "goo" and the greek "Chadragon", meaning 'To Be Obnoxious" If someone wears a swag flatcap and walks around yelling YOLO and Banter, you've caught a goochdragon.
"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"
"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"
"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"
"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"
"Did you see that dude who just passed by?"
"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"
"I know right, either he's drunk, stupid or just a sloppy Gooch Dragon!"
by Zeke Rue January 12, 2015
The worst form of physical punishment known to humankind. When the toes of the foot (preferably with shoes) are thrust into the gooch with maximum force, so hard that the victim gains airtime.
Andrew: hey antony should we gooch hoof ryan?
Antony: you know it.
Ryan: *fucking dies*
Andrew: good ol' gooch hoofing.
Antony: you know it.
Ryan: *fucking dies*
Andrew: good ol' gooch hoofing.
by andyboi69 May 18, 2018