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Gooch Patty

When you put baby powder down your underwear and the sweat from your Gooch forms it into a patty.
I'm sweating so bad I have a huge Gooch patty.
by JessicaDavis June 13, 2017
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gooch pump

its the area between your balls and ass.. if you press on it at the right time during a gnarly pisser you get the perfect drip
i had to take steamy leaky and thank god i used the gooch pump or else i wouldve been all warmy in my pantalones
by DopeDudeDustin August 28, 2021
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Gooch Rag

Somebody who gives the name douchebag a bad name.
Inspired by the term Gooch
A Gooch Rag is a dirty old rag that is used to clean the gooch area of the body (the part of the body between the Asshole & the testicles).
That guy is such a Gooch Rag!
John that GR stole my business plans!

GR is short for Gooch Rag (and much cooler to use).
by S D June 3, 2008
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Gooch lip's

Gooch lips is when a obese strumpets Gooch has a fold in then middle due to the rotundness of the individual
Charlie look at that I bet her Gooch lip's smell like stilton
by Super sausage October 31, 2023
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Pseudo Gooch

When the gooch of a feminist inflates, usually incurred by the natural wrath of gender, to form a female scrotum
Damn Bill, look at the pseudo gooch on that one!
Shit Mike, she must be real hot and bothered
by The Captian May 5, 2015
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santa's gooch

The period of time between Christmas Day and New Year's Day
'I've booked the whole of Santa's Gooch off work. I'm going to put Baileys in my cereal!'
by |\|()()|3 sp33|< December 5, 2016
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Table Gooch

The seam where where where two independent tables come together to form a larger table to when pulling two or more independent tables together
Bummer man. My drink's haphazardly balanced on the table gooch.
by Richard Ballz September 2, 2012
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