goober

gob of mucus

For revenge Bart hawked a juicy goober into Lisa's lunch box.

by George Snelling April 25, 2003

Goober

the eye crust before it dries and its all saucy like drop of snot but some how it just sits in the corner of your eye

Goooood morn-
Holy crap! honey you got a huge eye goober!

by KyleSmile&DogPile March 13, 2009

goober smooch

1) refering to a person who kisses penis's

2) a slang meaning a homosexual male

"You Aint nothing but a "goober smooch"

"Hey You rainbow wearing "goober smooch"

by AJ27 March 31, 2012

Goober smooch

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.

Dude, I just goober smooched this chick last night.

by Idontevenknowwhoiamanymoreman November 23, 2013

Goober

A person having ricockulous homeliness and a tendancy towards redneck demeanor, activities, and intellect.

That snaggle-toothed, retarded looking, redneck Clint is such a fucking Goober.

by FagBoy July 7, 2005

Goober-Weasel

1. One who acts like Eric Davidson

2. A person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). They weasel their way into goobers

Dude you are soooo gay... what a goober-weasel

by bROCK13 February 6, 2010

Goob

Someone who thinks they're funny and cool and cute but in reality they're just cute

Brandy is such a goob...but at least that tall and cuteish kid likes her

by Flynnrider June 18, 2014