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Anal glance

When your cat perfectly times her walk in front of the camera to give you co workers the brown eyed wink
Apologies for being later and the brief anal glance my cat treated you too there
by slimeandsoakem June 12, 2024
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gratis glance

Da brief inspection/diagnosis dat yer local repair-person may perform on your mildly-malfunctioning equipment for free, if you ask him reeeeeaaaalllyyyy nicely.
If you either purchased da not-working-quite-right device at da same "sales 'n' service" shop from where you're requesting da help wif said cranky contraption, or you do a good amount of business at said establishment anyway, da staffpeople there may be a lot more willing to favor you wif a "gratis glance", since you'll already be a "preferred customer" whom they want to keep happy.
by QuacksO January 20, 2025
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๐Ÿ‘ glands man

A guy who manicures, bieaches, and at times bedazzles assholes. Someone who has devoted their life to making sure you have an
enticing and clean ๐Ÿ‘. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise heโ€™s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
Dave really is a ๐Ÿ‘ glands man. He manicured, bleached, and bedazzled Tracyโ€™s asshole last week before her big date. Heโ€™s really a wonderful young lady boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and terrific at getting the anus properly cleaned and inspected!!!
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
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throw hands with my glands

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰
by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018
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Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019
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Beaver Anal Glands

I wish your mom had stuck Beaver Anal Glands between her coochie flaps
by Ilovebeavers.com September 24, 2021
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Eve "minecraft" Galano

eve is a sensational hit youtube star hailing from eastern wales. She is considered by many to be taylor swift's long lost daughter and clone.
person 1: did you buy your Eve "minecraft" Galano action figure yet?

person 2: i have 500.

me: soy face
by verycoolman100 August 3, 2024
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