ass goblin

someone who likes to dress in a goblin costume and eat other peoples raunchy butt fruit.

My brother, Rex McCallum II, is a full fledged card carrying ass goblin.

by Melonie July 1, 2003

Goblin Knobbling

The sensation that occurs when a large amount of PCP has entered the cerebelum. This chemically induced state creates a feeling of many a goblin titillating your testicles.

Get off you damn goblins, this aint no self serve buffet.

That goblin knobbling kept me up all night, I couldnt get any sleep.

PCP is a hell of a drug

by Dick Hymen January 12, 2009

Goblin krew

a gay bboy group that dances to techno. and also likes to do each other..

reeper had sex with gambler to techno music.


Rene: look at that gay goblin krew dancein like there all bad!

by sexyman leon March 16, 2009

Goblin Surprise

Alcohol induced event when a man thinks he picked up a hot girl in a dark club with makeup and a nice dress on, has sex that night, then the next morning wakes up to find she is a goblin looking creature.

James tells Glen, "Hey man did you see that hot Asian bartender Clint picked up last night?" Glen, "Yeah she was cute!" James, "Well Clint woke up in the morning and had a Goblin Surprise, she looked like Yoda from Starwars!"

by TuckDCconnect January 5, 2011

Goblin stomp

When a real man shows odjection by dancing and thrashing to an unjust finger placement

Touch his backside again and Brandon will do the goblin stomp for half price

by Goblin stomppers for sale September 2, 2017

goblet

A tiny goblin.

Dude #1: Look at that Goblet over there. Now that's why Orcs love them Goblets.
Dude #2: That's the smallest one I've seen so far!

by Akril July 12, 2018

Goblin Slayed

a slang term to get raped by someone.

my theory on how sarada will get her mangekyo sharingan is get her GOBLIN SLAYED by shin uchiha clones

by Illumia Diatmonte Zuis November 8, 2018