Geese

Geese: High level duck
Geese caused climate change and need to die because they are evil devil-serving fucks.

"Ah man! Those geese just ate the crust of my sandwich!"
"I know bro. Geese are the devil and must be stopped before they kidnap your loved ones, chop up their heads as an offering to the horrible bitch lord master of all geese and evil, (Lord Trump,) and shit all over your house."

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 10, 2024

Geese Baseball

Originated across the farms of Appalachia, Geese Baseball is the act of dressing up geese in mock uniforms and making them play a nine-inning sport. Teams may include pitchers, infielders, outfielders, catchers, and utility players.

Jessica’s never been to the Appalachian region before; we can welcome her with a traditional game of Geese Baseball before supper time.

by gamesforfarmers April 9, 2024

getez

SHOCKABLES!! Getez is a type of person who’ll impress at your first meeting and will make you wonder ‘ooh who’s that girl?’. Getez has this mysterious aura around her but don’t let that stop you from approaching her. A Getez will keep you intrigued and interested. Getez also makes the best peanut butter ramen in the world (not an opinion). If you meet a getez, it’s a fun rollercoaster to be with a Getez.

Person 1: “Hey, have you heard Getez made a batch of peanut butter ramen??”
Person 2: OMG, really!??!
Person 3/4/5/6/7: LET’S GO!!

Person 1: “Hey, have you heard Getez made a batch of peanut butter ramen??”
Person 2: OMG, really!??!
Person 3/4/5/6/7: LET’S GO!!

by Jefaigo000111222333 April 9, 2024

Genseppelulah

When you're about to eat delicious food but you gotta just take a second to admire it first.

Timmy cooked a delicious burger, before he ate it, however, he had to genseppelulah because it was so good.

by JankedyMan December 8, 2024

Getermite

A high desert tweaker that often has a house with many glass and scrap metal sculptures. If you come across one make sure it’s docile first, the evil ones might be carrying a rusty knife.

If you go deep into the desert, that’s where you see the Getermites

by Krog- May 19, 2025

Geesefucker

All Canadians.

"That stupid Geesefucker keeps going on about hockey, as if anyone cares."

by theothertesticle October 9, 2025

Geesed

When someone corners you at a social gathering and talks at you about the band Geese for over ten minutes straight prophesizing about their future legacy and impact. This is usually followed by forcing them to listen to 2-3 songs in quick succession.

Carter geesed me last night at the bar again man. I was late to my date cause I couldn’t leave.

by Geesemin October 18, 2025