German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

by sucubus August 29, 2008

geroe

Comes from the combination of the first names of rockers Gerard Way and Joe Trohman. Describes a young man who is typically extremely attractive but whose amazing personality is what stands out above all. Extremely unique, random, non conforming, and unclassifyable. Often mistaken as an emo, loser, or freak. Ex: Dwayne from Little Miss Sunshine.

Did you see that geroe with the homemade band tee at the concert?

by Alether April 16, 2007

geriachick

An attractive female who is too old - generally above 50 - to be considered a cougar.

Guy1: Check out the smokin geriachick yonder.
Guy2: Dude,that's my grandma!
Guy2: Hi grandma!
Guy1: Your grandma is hot.

by o0oo January 12, 2008

Germain's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, Germain's Law states that, in an argument/debate/slanging match, the first person to reference the other person's mother automatically loses.

Guy 1: You totally stole that from a bumper sticker.

Guy 2: It wasn't from a bumper sticker, it was your mum's ass tattoo.

Guy 1: Germain's Law!

by WordsmithNinja March 23, 2009

German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press

Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

GerPol

Hetalia fan pairing of Poland and Germany

I SOOO support GerPol

by I'mamotherfucker October 17, 2011

Gershon

Gershon is a Lovely Youngman who is Kind,Nice,Sweet,Handsome,Brilliant,Amazing, Fantastic and more... . He Is intelligent and is always there in times of need. When your in trouble u know who to call. He has many nicknames made by others and especially his girlfriend. Gershon is a humble wise Gentleman and if u k him you will agree with me. He makes you smile during happy , sad, and even tough days. Its impossible not to laugh with him at like 3 in the morning . Everyone needs a Gershon in their life and if they dont then they ain't lucky like me. Big zechut into meeting one.

Man: ur sweet as honey

Gershon: nahh
Girlfriend:Yahhhhhhh

Girfriend: Gershon u k ur an amazing guy right? Like bro I'm a lucky niggguuuhhhh.

Who ever doesnt think so shud meet me by the parking lot imma knock their tuchas:/ Rachmat to them...

by Pookie918lovergirl October 13, 2020