Glenn Beck

Neolithic caveman who vouchsafes his stupidity to the poor souls who accidentally flipped through Fox News on their way to the Food Network.

Glenn Beck: I don't think Jesus ever used the word "vouchsafe."

by Rationalismo April 4, 2011

Glenn Beck.

The human equivalent of Eric Cartman from South Park, in that he is an asshole, spouts hateful comments that are completly inaccurate, and is a total fat ass.

Glenn Beck.
Glenn Beck: Obama wasn't born in this country, he's a communist!
Caller: But Glenn, you can find his birth certificate online that clearly shows he was born in Hawaii.
Glenn Beck: RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
Caller: Well at least I don't consume my own body weight in cheetos and mountain dew everyday!
Glenn Beck: Screw you guys, i'm going home!

by Tommy Waring September 2, 2010

Glenn Beck

A moron who has absolutley no idea what the fuck he's talking about and is a god fosaken moron.

Dude I saw this guy on TV, he's such a Glenn Beck! Ironically that's the guy's name! No I'm serious!

Seriously do you need to know more?

by Random Shenanigans June 29, 2011

gleekification

The eventual result of wathcing too much Glee where the person now believes that all the songs redone on the show are now much better thatn the original

gleekgleekification

by majorminor50 June 18, 2010

Steam and Gleam

Looking through a horizontal pane of glass from below, while someone above shits on it

Sam couldnt steam and gleam as he had chronic diarrhea.

Lee loves a good Steam and Gleam!

by EvilNobby February 20, 2009

Glenbrook Academy of International Studies

A collection of at any given time 120 or so high schoolers lacking enough social skills to adequately communicate and so smart they could probably end world hunger if they weren't so busy discussing it. Known to have affinities for debate, music, technology, etc. Often abbreviated simply to "the Academy."

Conversation regarding the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies:

A: Dude, my brother hasn't left his room in about a year.

B: Why not?

A: It's cuz he's in the Academy. He needs a life.

by theAcademite December 14, 2010

glee

a form of Tourette syndrome in which you cant go without singing a song for 5 minuets.

The most serious form of this is know as Schuester Glee Tourette syndrome disorder in which you have the compassion to sing just journey songs or pre 60s songs.

Mick: hay did you see Phil over there singing

Kert: don't mess with him he has the glee

Phil: no i have full blown Schuester Glee Tourette syndrome disorder

Kert and Mick: *face palm*

by Mr.Lemones October 15, 2011