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fucking normie

A total loser that never seems to grasp the concept that your better than them
by Boo doosdas November 1, 2017
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Fucking Dickhead

The asshole driver that can't help pulling these annoying and dangerous driving maneuvers:

1. The pinch down - while you minding your own business in the right lane, a fucking dickhead speeds up to get along side of you in the left lane then slows down forcing you the brake before you run into granny driving 45 mph in the right lane.

2. On ramp fuckery - Similar to the pinch down, but it occurs as granny is merging onto the interstate from the on ramp at 35 mph.

3. Too scared to pass - On a two lane road speeds up to catch you then tailgates you for 20 miles without passing. Most annoying a night.

4. Fog light idiot - outdated oversized SUV with fog lights on 24/7, blinds you since the fog lights are terminal in the windshield of your hybrid. Really bad with too scared to pass.

5. What's up little dick? - homophobic asshole with tiny penis driving a huge truck or SUV with giant tires. To overcompensate for his tiny penis, has to drive this piece of shit at top speed in every situation such as parking lots, pouring down rain, school zones etc.
Hey fucking dickhead, you almost ran over my 2 year old daughter in the church parking lot. And fucking dickhead, turn off your fog lights it's daytime.
by Wing deuce October 29, 2012
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fucking lazy

Compound adjective: Fucking lazy describes someone that is extremely lazy. It intensifies too lazy to live so much so that someone who is fucking lazy couldn't event die without doing it for them. People that are fucking lazy may also fall into the category of manipulative bastard.
Bill is so fucking lazy that he couldn't even crawl up in a ditch and die.
by M3RC1FULCAMERON October 4, 2013
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Fucking Mong

A derogatory phrase used towards mongs. Also used towards people you dont like when you cant think of anything else to say.
Did you see that fucking mong go past, what a fucking mong;
Bill: Have you done the maths homework?
Tom: .................. Johnathons such a fucking mong.
by JC® October 25, 2006
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Fucking Invincible

A proclamation made after surviving against insurmountable odds in the midst of calamity and danger, often to the bewilderment of bystanders.
I got two words for you. Fucking Invincible.
by Haggismaximus February 18, 2009
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Fucking Pally Bubble

1. (Noun) In the context of World of Warcraft, the buff caused by a paldain using Divine Shield when at very low HP and about to die. This is often followed up by multiple casts of Holy Light. Incredibly annoying due to the fact that Divine Shield causes the paladin to become totally immune to everything except two other classes' special pally-bubble-popping abilities, AND that the paladin can still deal damage and heal himself while it is active.

2. (Interjection) A statement often screamed in response to a fucking pally bubble.
1. He was so close to dead, but then he popped his fucking pally bubble and killed me.

2. FUCKING PALLY BUBBLE!!!!!!
by Manabender March 10, 2010
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Fucking Moley Slut

Refers to a sexually promiscuous person, usually female.

This person is not a saint and not what you think, they are acting and better known for the things that they do on the mattress.

In some cases, used to refer to a woman who is wearing "skimpy" or tasteless clothing.

Commonly used as a derogatory term by one female for another during periods of conflict.

Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy fuck either because someone asked her to or she just has to fuck everyone she knows.

A.K.A The Lisa Clyde of Australia.
That fucking moley slut is easy like Sunday morning.
by Peta Rust February 19, 2011
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