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Fred

An elusive, large breed of dong known to scare / sexually confuse Mick's all around the world.

It's said that Fred displays a large ring through his helmet as a method of intimidating his potential partners, and weeding out those who do not possess the courage to take him on or ride him into battle.
Mick sure can't take a Fred.
by DixxOnLine November 20, 2020
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Fred

united is shit especially with fred
by shaqiri > sancho August 29, 2021
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Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops

The deflating semi of an elderly northern gentleman when faced with a triumph turned tragedy.
“Speckled Jim was nearly back t’ loft, could have won that race in record time, but he must have had a heart attack or summat… dropped from the sky like a stone, next door’s whippet gor’ ‘im. I was proper chuffed like and nearly standing to attention, ‘til I saw that bloody dog. I got a reet case of Fred Dibnah’s Chimney Drops”
by Bernard Burnard March 30, 2024
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Fred

Fred is the biggest man alive and he is very strong :D
"Omg Fred, you so big and strong"
by Fartur May 7, 2021
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Fred

Fred will traumatize you
by 349271 May 16, 2019
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Freds dad

Some nigga that steals people chins while they sleep

#LongChinTribe
I can’t wait for Freds Dad to drop his new album with that Nigga X

Damn that nigga Fred really left me with a wet chin this morning
by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021
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Fred

The condition in where a person is chemically addicted to excessively consuming freshly produced male ejaculation
I have Fred syndrome for my ability to never halt dipping my pizza in cum
by My name is Jeremy spring February 22, 2022
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