floridian fail

a extra hard fail, floridian style

Some dude was trying to buy a gun and showed his driver's license, the guy buying the gun said son, floridian fail.

by Fat Elvis Rebel September 16, 2009

Florida Position

To have sex on the balcony, doggie style, while the woman leans over the railing, watching the Florida sky in plain view of anyone looking up at them. If you scream too loud, you're likely to draw some unwanted attention.

There is no better way to celebrate passing the Florida Bar than to be taken hard in the Florida Position.

by floridaposition July 13, 2010

forbidden jump-rope

The act or game of playing jump rope with a razor scooter, which can usually lead to death or severe pain in the ankles

Honestly fuck this class bro I might have to play forbidden jump-rope

by Parker.gonzo September 28, 2019

FloridaMan

The god to reign supreme above all.

FloridaMan:I am god bow down ,heed my commands and peace and prosperity shall run through the root's of the land
sane humans: yes my lord

by floridaman202069 June 3, 2020

forbidden sock

the sock that holds the unborn children

mom:

son whys there a crusty musty ass sock under your bed
son:
thats the forbidden sock

by forbidden sock October 21, 2021

Ford F250

Thicc truk with junk u put in its trunk

"Have you ever been beaten by a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend 'cuz she had a twin sister so you fucked her dad? Well that's what it feels like to drive a Ford F250."

by I dronk blich November 9, 2021

not in Florida

1. Tripping; in an altered state of mind. The emphatic form is "totally not in Florida", equivalent to tripping balls. The association of Florida with a normal state of mind could itself reasonably be considered the result of consuming controlled substances.

2. In a generally disagreeable situation. See also: fucked.

"You guys, the bed just melted and turned into a thousand snakes, and then a herd of pink elephants flew by the window!"
"Oh boy, Dan is totally not in Florida right now."

by xaonon September 5, 2006