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Forbidden Custard

It's the liquid counterpart to Forbidden Pudding, sharing the same unappetizing hue and presence during illness. Though it's more fluid in nature, it's equally unwelcome.

See also: Forbidden Pudding – a similar term, typically referring to the thicker, more gelatinous phlegm produced during coughing episodes.
"Every time I blow my nose, there's more Forbidden Custard. It's like a never-ending story."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."
by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023
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Fortism

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Stacy: yeah he got the fortism
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Forbidden Custard

Forbidden Custard (noun): This term is used to describe the runny, yellow-green nasal mucus that often accompanies the common cold or flu. It's the liquid counterpart to Forbidden Pudding, sharing the same unappetizing hue and presence during illness. Though it's more fluid in nature, it's equally unwelcome.
"Every time I blow my nose, there's more Forbidden Custard. It's like a never-ending story."
"I thought I was over my cold, but then the Forbidden Custard made an encore appearance."
by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023
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Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): Slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges while coughing, sneezing or blowing the nose, during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.
"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."
by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023
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Forbidden Fundip

When you take a butt plug and dip it in lubricant, then roll it around in the finest columbian fish scale.

A euphoric experience that numbs the hole all as well! It’s forbidden fundip!!!
Yo bro I did that forbidden fundip on Kayla yesterday! She is such a freak!
by Billy boy baggins December 9, 2023
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Forbidden Fun Dip

When you’re having anal intercourse with a woman and after getting your penis nice and juicy, you ask her to give you better than average fellatio.
Talking to a buddy: “So yeah; I was in Alabama last weekend for my family reunion, and I got a little bit of that forbidden fun dip. Grandma nearly lost her teeth.”
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Fortis

Someone who constantly goes afk while you're trying to game, or dies because they were for some reason watching baseball again.
Man, this guy is fortising so hard that we wiped.
by mrawesome35000vr March 8, 2024
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