Floppy Geyser

Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.
That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.
by noirfra December 05, 2024
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floppy dinosaur

when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.
Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.
by Scoot the Boot January 08, 2016
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Floppy Ferret

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret
by JonMay August 04, 2020
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Floppy Waggerdoodle

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!
by Jeremiahlover123 September 14, 2019
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floppy-cute

something that is so floppy it is cute
My son has the best floppy-cute ears.
by sickgoat3 January 15, 2018
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Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.
I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.
by A lil bit of chicken fried November 08, 2019
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Poppy floppy

(adj.) a temporary reduction in consciousness resulting from the consumption of opiates, ie derivatives of the opium poppy, Papaver somniferum.
Is your junkie friend OK? Oh, yeah- he's just a bit poppy floppy.
by Azenath69 March 09, 2022
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