flat monkey

It's a flat dick. It appears when you slam your nuts on a hard flat surface it's extremely painful but amusing to others.

Bro I got flat monkeyed the other day.

by Fluffybuddy69 April 2, 2017

flat waffle

A females ass, as flat as a waffle with dimples all over, such as your girl.

Dylan: "wow your girl has such a flat waffle it's fucking nasty."

by Djsjakrwkaof March 14, 2017

flat four

A type of an engine configuration; there are four cylinders which are arranged in a flat opposing configuration. They're found in many different Subaru models (The Boxer Engine) and also found in classic VW Beetles.

Everyone panics & hides in their houses when it's snowing out, but not me, my world is flat; I grab my keys & head out to play in my flat four (4 banger)!

by Thorka June 20, 2016

Flat pedals

The type of pedal used by inferior cyclists that think there cool but in reality are much slower and are afraid of being attached to their bike because they suck

"Flat pedals win medals"
"make sure you never ask me to ride with you again"

by Supreme Boi February 6, 2017

Flat earther

The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!

Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.

by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021

Flat Egg

A member of the Thoha tribe, and a superior being of the bird-like Chozo race. Often mistaken by his nickname "Quiet Robe".

"I thought you were called Quiet Robe?"

"Nah fam, my name Flat Egg"

by Iron Egg November 23, 2021

Flatting out

To ‘flat out’ is to become so bowled over by a car’s looks, abilities, noise or general awesomeness that nothing short of passing out next to it can convey your feelings for said automobile.

Flatting Out

by crank&piston December 26, 2011