A sexual act where one fingers one's partner's anus and then gives oneself or one's partner a Soul Patch with the filthy finger. Similar to Filthy Sanchez except with the added douchebaggery of a Soul Patch.
After I finished off she tried to give me the Filthy Sanchez, I backed off quick but she still got me with the Filthy Chet.
by SolarNomad June 30, 2009
just a cleaner way of saying Mother F*%#&r or Son of a B&%$h......its VERY catchy......Once I started saying, ALOT around me did too......pretty funny
by SimplyMe17 August 15, 2010
by Smessler September 16, 2014
by Dirty Dub September 19, 2021
Filthy Crayola (fil-thee kray-ol-a)
v.
1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.
v.
1). The act of drawing on your partners face with a fecal covered penis...often a direct result of ensuing rectal intercourse even though she had to pinch a hairy loaf but failed to warn you.
Jane was such a skank. She wanted me to punch her baloon knot so bad...so I rooted her colon only to pull out and have skat all over my meat hammer. As a punishment, I ran my 'Filthy Crayola' across her pretty face.
by Mr. Shtumpernachenhammerstein February 25, 2010
The act of gaining revenge on a cheating girlfriend by cumming on the pillow her new lover now sleeps on in her bed so the jerk can roll about in your jizz while he sleeps with your former girlfriend.
"I can't believe that bitch lied about fucking that loser. No worries though, I got mine with a Filthy Robertson!"
by smarty gurl July 20, 2007
A sexual move similar to the famed Dirty Sanchez Junior but in this case, the finger that was inserted into the anus is drawn across the brows to create a unibrow rather than a moustache. Commonly used by butch lesbians in New Zealand, it is named after famed non-plucking bisexual artist Frida Kahlo.
Poor Jenny had no idea that Rhonda had slipped a Filthy Frida on her, until she walked out of the bedroom into the party again . . .
by D F Stuckey September 11, 2008