Festive Masturbation

Looking up weird shit on pornhub that is festive related

Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends

by Loce May 22, 2015

Festitude

Your attitude about a party or festivity

They are keeping close tabs on my festitude for Thanksgiving this year

by LeaBellz November 26, 2014

Festinate

To hurry or hasten to complete one's work, especially to meet a deadline.

One has not been a student if one has not had to festinate madly on a project at one point or another

Michael spent his entire Friday in a state of frenzied festination as he did his best to make it look like he hadn't been idly sitting at his work desk during the last four days

by Charlemagne1993 June 17, 2017

feist

To do something with more fire, not feisty. she had feisty makes no sense whatsoever. she had feist. Makes sense huh. It's a good word. to add feist to something you're doing it more aggressively.

she had lots of feist when she teached

by WordQueen666 January 6, 2019

Festival Mom

A lady (usually older), who takes care of all of her hippie friends, makes sure all the wooks have water, and don't go off the kazoo.

The festival mom walks around camps with her camelbak watering the wooks.

by Mr.kavinsky February 23, 2020

Feistmantl Lifestyle

Going home early from work every day and spreading it out via e-mail to the entire company, as if it was normal, whilst not feeling guilty.

A: Wow, it's not even 1 pm and you are going home already?
B: Gotta live that Feistmantl Lifestyle.

by DerGemeine January 17, 2020

feistan

a tiktok user (@feistan) who happens to have their user based off of the hunter x hunter character “feitan” meaning they are in fact a feitan lover. they are quite the character, posting relatable yet funny tiktoks, and an occasional take or two.

person 1: “look at this tiktok from feistan”
person 2: “who's feistan?”
person 1: “tiktok user @feistan!”

by stinky111 September 6, 2021