Felix

A retail customer with a completely unorganized bag (or bags) full of an absurd amount of return items.

Named in honor of the iconic Felix The Cat and his magic bag of tricks, because how much stuff dud he REALLY gave in that bag?!

"I told My boss that I had to stay late because of a last minute Felix with 27 (3rd party online retail giant name redacted) returns!"

by Sean Twisted September 22, 2023

felix kainz

Basically God

Felix Kainz

by WiFlä It is i June 9, 2017

Felix

a skinny white boy with brown hair and glasses, he wears a navy blue and green shirt with inscribing's on his left side, he's often seen in stem class with his own usb to play video games

damn felix are you skibidi toilet?

by kid next to felix on his right February 7, 2024

Felix

Felix is basically a name.

Felix is a caring sunshine. He is also hot and talented asf. ALL THE GURLS WANT HIM

by DidSomebodySaySalami April 3, 2023

Felix

Guy with a huge penis and a grat sense of humor. Gets wvery girl and is just a handsome morherfucker

„My penis feels a bit Felix“

by Ny99er November 21, 2021

Felix

my name. now stop comparing me to the Felix from stray kids😐

,,do ya know felix?"
,,yea he banged my mom yesterday"

by yeonjuni August 16, 2021

Felix

A Man who hopes for love but doesn’t get it.

Person1: Who’s that guy that doesn’t get love?
Person2: That’s Felix.
Person1: Oh makes sense now.

by ThaRealFlex January 5, 2022