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Wal-Fart

The ever present smell that seems to ooze from certain aisles of Wal-Mart; it has an undetermined source but is constant and varies in degree of stank.

It's unable to be hidden long by cheap spray bottle cleaners that the blue-vested zombies employed by the story apply to the various areas of the store.
Myke: "Hey Dribble; I am not sure if it's the bologna that smells like a Wal-Fart; or that 350 pound lady in the moo moo 5 feet in front of us. What do you think?"

Dribble: "I think it's that redneck with the mullet and the yellow stained tank top on the next row over; buying Keystone Beer."
by TylerTurdenouski May 15, 2010
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fart stain

a stain found in your undies.... like after you have a viscocity fart
i have a fart stain!
by Ciske November 2, 2003
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cosmic fart

A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*
by Hugh G Rection April 11, 2005
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alcohol farts

After a solid day or evening of drinking, the human body expels the no longer effective ingredients in alcoholic drinks in the form of horrorendous fecal air gas which in return is the most effective weapon for Dutch ovens or underblanket farts.

Protein farts are the result of supplements for the body, alcohol farts are the result of the body rejecting toxins after serving their purpose of good buzzes and drunk stooperness.
Damn, I got my drink on last night, now I have the nasty alcohol farts. Can’t wait to burn Betty’s nose hairs with the next one!
by Charles Blue-it August 6, 2018
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Morse farting

Named after inventor Samuel Morse, patterns of flatulence consisting of dits and dahs which can also be transcribed, most commonly onto toilet paper in the form of dots and dashes.
From his earliest youth my father demonstrated an innate talent for Morse farting for which he was, much later in his long and charmed life, eventually formally recognized for his feats of brilliant farting.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
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blonde fart

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.
My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017
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synchronized farting

A special skill that usually evolves between very close friends or siblings, often those who are bored.
We had become famous by the age of twelve as our small town’s synchronized farting champions.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
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