Fake-tard

The social retard trolls on YouTube, LiveLeak, Metacafe, etc., who have an incontrollable impulse of posting "FAKE!" at on the "Comments" section for every video imaginable. These people are obviously devoid of the concept of reality. They're close cousins of those who post, did he die? on Failblog.

"I'm sick of Fake-tards taking over Failblog and posting 'FAKE!' on every other comment. Thank God I can click 'Spam' on their dumb asses"

Typical Fake-tard comment:

"Totally gay and fake, that liquor store shooting footage was staged. "

by Dr. Claw February 12, 2010

fakeface

someone dodgy trying to add you as a friend on a social networking site.

mate im on facebook, only want people i know on my friends list, but all these fakeface's keeping trying to add me, never seen or heard of them

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

fake religion

A religion that is made up to offend theists.

I personally find some of them stupid, and some funny.

Me: The FSM(church of the flying spaghetti monster) is a fake religion someone made to offend theists.

Other guy: Yeah, it's funny to watch theists get their panties in a wad over it.

Me: I'm staying out of this!

by Demonic bro December 6, 2013

Fake Heat

When something is fake , it is not authentic/real. When something is heat , it is astounding and really good. Meaning that when (a) something/someone/place/action is fake heat, it is shitty and stupid and unnecessary and lame . Its an insult. © ML-TJ Industries

You just made fake heat chicken.

That female is fake heat.
Your really just fake heat.

by infamousm December 24, 2014

Fake bitch

A fake bitch is a dirty hoe that is a snake🐍.she sleeps wit yo man and starts mess. and always want to make up wit u.

She such a fake bitch

by Baby_blast July 19, 2018

Flush fake-out

When the toilet looks like it's not going to flush, but suddenly lets go at the last minute. Happens especially when you start digging for the plunger. Ususally a pleasant surprise (especially when in a strange bathroom with no plunger).

Guy triumphantly emerging from bathroom: "Flush fake-out! I thought I was going to have to wrestle that turd down the toilet, but just as I reached for the plunger it let go all on its own."

by LongWayfromHome September 25, 2010

fifty yard fake

n.

A lady who appears to be good looking at a distance, but it actualy not once inspected closely.

That girl looked pretty good from across the club, but as I walked up to her I had to just keep on walking. A definite fifty yard fake.

by Bobby August 12, 2003